I am oddly fascinated by Posh Spice. I can't figure out why, because she looks like a wax alien. To be precise, she looks like an anorexic, scary wax hooker alien who has been sent to Earth to suck the life out of real people. In a bra.
Aren't the Brits supposed to be uptight? In Missouri, where I come from, bras are not substitutes for shirts. But maybe they should be. It would make Missouri a much more popular place. At least with aliens. And that might be cool. That settles it - I'm taking off my shirt right now!