I'm just so excited that Renee looks like she's at a normal, healthy, human weight that I'm not going to harp on her roots or the fact she didn't bother to brush her hair even though she was going out to some sort of Q&A / public appearance. After all, it's hard to figure out how to manage your time when before all you had to do was hair & makeup, and now you have to schedule in all those pesky meals.
Many of you may remember the sad breakup of Aaron Carter's engagement this past September. If you don't, he met a Playmate who had dated his brother, asked her to marry him, and then in a huge surprise, the engagement was broken off six days later.
Well, Aaron has found love again. And with characteristic subtlity and class, has announced it to People.com after seven whole days together.
Here's what Aaron has to say:
Carter, who turned 19 on Dec. 7, celebrated his birthday Friday night at Shag in Hollywood with his twin sister, Angel. And on his arm was 18-year-old Kaci Brown, a singer who opened for the Backstreet Boys during their 2005 summer tour.
"Now I'm in a great relationship. I've only known her for, like, seven days, but I have a connection with her that's like nothing else I've ever experienced," he told PEOPLE. "It's really amazing.".
That is amazing! Here's to watching that relationship implode. I can hardly wait!!!
I have a complete inability to tell one Olsen twin from another. The caption of this picture told me that it's Mary Kate, and so I will believe that is true. Honestly, I am too distracted by this picture to care which one it is. Everything about this picture makes me upset.
Little Olsen, I have great affection for you. I saw New York Minute. In the theaters. And I liked it. I find you pretty, cute and charming when you want to be.
That's why I find this so distressing. You are not wearing pants. You are wearing ugly ankle boots (I don't care if they're popular now. Running around without panties and flashing the world your private parts is also popular now, but that doesn't make it okay). Your bag weighs more than you do, and your legs are so terribly thin that it frightens me. And your boyfriend HAS A BUN. The kind of bun I wanted when I was seven and my mother signed me up for ballet classes, and all the other little ballerinas had pretty sleak hair buns and cute ballet outfits, and I had none of that and especially not the bun because I had a Dorothy Hammil haircut. My point is, it's fine for an eight-year-old girl, but from what I can tell, your bf is not an eight-year-old girl, making his ballet bun NOT OKAY.
I'll be the first to admit that I love Twinkies and watching TV and hate working out in equal measure. Thus, my hips are not exactly the size that I would like them to be. I'm not complaining, because I could choose to see less of Dr. Phil and more of the treadmill. I just really don't want to.
Instead, I prefer to try to pick clothes that hide my body flaws. That's why I found this outfit so disturbing:
Why would someone purposefully pick a dress in a color that totally washes you out, while it also adds at least five extra inches in the hip department?!
There was just some big event sponsored by Dolce & Gabanna called The Art of Elysium. I have no idea what this event was actually about, but no one appeared to be having any fun at all.
OK, that might not be fair, because you will never, ever actually see a picture of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen looking happy or fun. Those two always look unhappy and bored.
But after the jump, there are even more celebs looking like they don't want to be there...