Although I have so many question: Why is Katie smirking? Why does she always appear to be so smug? Why does Posh look like someone sucked out her soul? Is that a cardboard cutout of a person behind them? And if so, who? And why? Doesn't it sort of look like Katie is holding a gun to Posh's back, and Posh has her hands handcuffed behind her?
I am cutting back on Diet Coke. It is very sad, because Diet Coke is my favorite thing in the world, and the lack of it is making me cranky. So I was trying to think of something funny or clever or insightful to say about this picture:
I couldn't come up with anything. I know it's there. Just looking at it, I can feel something just below the surface that needs to be said. It has something to do with how he looks undead. And how he looks like a giant. And how her boob is coming out of the side of her dress. And how the cut of the dress just makes her look like a giant blob. So it's all of that. Only funny.
But just because I couldn't come up with something to say, that doesn't mean that I can't share this picture. Because this picture needs to be shared.
And I'm going to the vending machine. I might not have Diet Coke, but I can have Swedish Fish!!!
I'm gonna be honest. I don't know what to think about this:
I love Mandy Moore. I think she's adorable. I think she seems sweet. I think she could totally be my bff. And if she was my bff, we'd go to dinner and she'd insist on having dessert afterwards, because she's not all caught up in the Hollywood appearances and constantly dieting thing.
But I'm confused. I'm not sure what to think of DJ AM. I think Nicole Richie is kind of the opposite of Mandy Moore - she does not seem adorable (put together, sure, but not adorable), she does not seems sweet, she would not be my bff, and if she was, we would not get dessert. Is he trying to go for the anti-Nicole here? Am I reading all the people in this situation totally wrong? I just don't know!!
When I was really little, my mom was an Avon lady for a short while. As part of this, she would teeny tiny samples of lipstick. And if they were unpopular (and by unpopular, I mean really ugly) colors, she used to let my sister and I have the samples. So for many summer days in our youth, my sister and I could be seen around the neighborhood wearing really hideous colors of lipstick, poorly applied around our little mouths.
And now everyone is doing it.
Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, wearing a matching hideous color:
And Cameron Diaz:
So the real question is: Why do celebrities want to be me?
I've been sick lately, so I've spent a lot of time wearing sweatshirts, sitting on the couch and watching TV. Partially because you need to rest when you're sick. Partially because I really like wearing sweatshirts, sitting on the couch and watching TV.
Oh, and also, I am lazy.
But check this out:
Renee, too, must love wearing sweatshirts, sitting on the couch and watching TV. And how courageous that when she got the call from Vogue to be on the cover, she just had them come over and photograph her doing just that.